Oh Charlie…doesn’t seem like very long ago you wrote a column saying how much you hated hanging around with smokers because you were an EX-smoker. So when did you fall off the wagon? Keep on keeping on…surely there’s some kind of aversion therapy where you could associate discount cigarettes with spiders, that might put you off the fags for life?? I also hate skiers because they get to take all the holiday at this time of year whilst us non-skiers mutter sulkily that we don’t mind, and then find we’ve left all our holiday to the second half of the year & end up in a great panic trying to fit it all in. So I rebelled this year and had a non-skiing holiday in Spain in February - perhaps Charlie needs a holiday too? (Although not Spain, as everyone smokes like chimneys there)